The Jolly Boys Cricket Club

Well Col might not have been at the match but he's certainly in tune with the squad. Just look at the size of that fish ! If this isn't an omen for the seasons escapades I don't know what is...

Hoorah ! "Baz" runs in for the first delivery of the new season. Let's see if the batsman can launch it over the trees again.

Well we're into the fourth over and it's either nail biting stuff or Stu is getting hungry. Yep, he's thinking about the return of sandwiches in the Old Town Hall.

"Hello there, did someone mention sandwiches ? Any cheese left ?" Begorrah... this man is a genuine idiot.

Meanwhile, half an hour later (nothing like continuity in the narrative eh ?) Ogs is preparing to go in. With the Jollys already in trouble will this be another match saving display from the fabled Ogden Burger ?

Nope it wasn't. Not long later a delirious Scotty "Bubs" returns back to the pavillion having batted down the last ball of the game to deny Land Registry the bowling point. Ez however remains totally unimpressed with proceedings and is now thinking only of sandwiches.

Oh dear... After all the excitement all we get is a large platter of shredded lettuce which we still set upon ravenously (like the pigs we are). No wonder "Pitbull" Powelly looks so despondent (he'd set his heart on a nice bit of cheese or perhaps a spot of egg mayo !)